Speaking 3: Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean is sleeping and the alarm sounds at eight. He puts the alarm into a glass of water and he goes back to sleep again. An automatic tea maker begins to work and the water spouts from the hose on to his foot, so he blocks the hose with his big toe. He wakes up at eight fifty and he makes the bed. He sleepwalks and he bumps against a wall, which wakes him up. He puts on a pair of slippers sitting on the bed. After that, he opens the curtains and he does some exercise. Next, he begins to shave. Then, the electric shaver gets caught on his nose hairs, so he cuts himself loose by using scissors. He opens the closet and takes out his jacket, not noticing that he has a not to remind him of an appointment at the dentist at nine. When he takes out the alarm from the glass of water and dries the alarm, he realizes that he doesn’t have much time left. So, he hurries up and goes out grabbing clothes, shoes and toothbrush. But he tiptoes back into his room and tucks his stuffed teddy bear into bed.

Mr. Bean goes to outside with his clothes. He goes into his car but then goes back to fund a brick and puts it in his car. His car starts off and sends some trash tumbling. He tries to change his clothes in his car and it looks like this isn’t the first time for him. First, he changes his pajama shirt to a white shirt while his arm catches in the shirt’s sleeve but he doesn’t care. While he concentrates on buttoning his cuffs, his car almost runs off the road. Next, he tries to change his pants, so he puts the brick on the gas pedal. He drives the steering wheel with his feet and it is very good driving but if we look at him from the outside, it looks like no one is driving the car. After this, he tries to wear his socks and then he blows the horn with his toe. He wants to put on a tie and a pair of shoes, so he goes round and round a roundabout. He finishes changing his clothes, so he removes the brick and he drives himself. After changing his clothes, he tries to brush his teeth and he looks at the car’s side mirror. He uses the water from the wipers to gargle. After gargling, he spits the water in his mouth outside but sad to say, the water hits a road worker on his back, just above his pants. The man thinks that it is the bird droppings but the smell is very fresh, so he is very confused. Finally, Mr. Bean arrives at the dentist but there is no parking area because a car is already park in the parking space. So, he uses his car to push the car out of the parking space and he parks his own car there. He leaves his car just as a police woman comes up in front of him. He finds something hanging out from his pant’s zipper. He pulls at it and we see that it is his pajamas. Police woman looks very surprised. He doesn’t care and enters the dentist.

Mr. Bean enters the treatment room. He sits on the dentist’s chair to have his cavity treated. He accidentally touches the controls of the chair, so the chair goes down gradually while the doctor prepares and doesn’t notice. The chair goes down to its lowest and it goes up gradually. When the chair goes back its old position, the doctor finishes preparation and turns around. It is good timing! The doctor has something to drink and put the cup on the chair’s table. The doctor prepares to treat Mr. Bean and the doctor sterilizes Mr. Bean’s teeth. Mr. Bean shows a strong reaction. The doctor leaves the chair, Mr. Bean plays with the suction tube on his face, tongue and his clothes. The tube sticks his tongue for a time. He uses it to clean the lint off of his clothes. And the tube sucks the doctor’s drink.

The doctor gives an injection an anesthetic to his teeth. The doctor leaves from the chair again and Mr. Bean holds the needle and hides it when the doctor suddenly returns. As soon as the doctor treats his cavity, Mr. Bean injects the doctor’s leg by accident. The doctor is numbed with the anesthetic and his leg goes to sleep. The doctor falls down and the machine falls on top of him, knocking him out. While the anesthetic works on the doctor, Mr. Bean treats his cavity by looking at the x-ray. But he thinks the x-ray can be reversed right and left, so he treats the other side. But he also thinks it can be reversed up and down, so he treats all his teeth. He glues his jaws together and can’t open them. The doctor gets up behind Mr. Bean and surprises. He can break his jaws open. Mr. Bean leaves the treatment room.
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